Tonight is Mischief Night and thankfully, Utahn teens have apparently never heard of it. We are not treated to car windows being soaped, toilet tissue being thrown up in the trees (well, having no trees to speak of helps), or other forms of even more malicious mischief.
Haunted corn mazes, houses, and horror shows are really popular out here as the above posters demonstrate. The Strangling Brothers Haunted Circus is particularly disturbing and, therefore, a huge hit: seventeen eighteen-wheeler trailers hooked together with clown/circus torture themes for your viewing pleasure.
I’m still trying to figure out why Halloween is such a big holiday/event out here in Utah. Yes, I get it: Halloween is a huge celebration on many levels across the country. We hear the numbers each year about how much money is spent on candy, costumes (children’s, adults’, pets’) and it’s staggering. I guess there are adult Halloween parties out here, but I don’t hear of too many. Charlie, our corgi, will have to endure his hot dog costume for a third straight year.
The puzzlement is that out here in heavily Mormon-land, where other religions, even mainstream, if you’re LDS, remain somewhat mysterious and pagan-based religions are real no-nos, a holiday with its roots deep in early pre-Christian beliefs seems like something that wouldn’t be stressed/ encouraged as much as it is.
The interesting thing is, ask most locals (read: Mormons) about the origins of Halloween and most people haven’t a clue. They don’t connect it to any pagan, earth goddess beliefs, nor do they attach it to the night before All Souls’ Day (November 1), where on All Hallows’ Eve (Hallowe’en) the veil between the earth and heaven is supposed to be at its thinnest, allowing the departed easy access to returning to the earth. All Souls’ Day is when we remember the departed (who probably just visited those who stayed behind on earth). Did these returning spirits–ghosts–want treats, threatening tricks if no treats were forth-coming?
When I ask the Halloween visitors to our door what their trick is if I don’t hand out treats, they have no Idea what I mean. To them, “Trick or treat” is just a catch phrase. When I was a kid and out on the candy circuit, I, as did my friends, had a trick ready, just in case! We weren’t taking any chances.
Now, these candy hunters have already been through a round of their LDS church ward trunk or treat parties last weekend. Church members decorate their car trunks and hand out candy in the church parking lots to young ones in gender correct costumes. I’ve mentioned this before, no cross-dressing for the young folks. Girls can’t be Superman and boys can’t be cheerleaders. Please. Dress appropriately to your sex.
It’s a big candy food chain: get your candy and then within the week after Halloween, take it to your dentist and convert it to cash. You get $2.00 for every pound of unwanted candy brought in. And where, you ask, does all this candy go? To the food banks and women’s/children’s shelters so those folks (who probably don’t have dental insurance or even get to a dentist regularly) get to eat it and get cavities! Go figure.
Oh well, who am I to spoil Halloween?